What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.